All Quotes by Michael Flanders
“Pity the poor old rhino withA bodger on its bonce.”
“The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long,But headstrong strong”
“Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair”
“I'm a g-nu, The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo”
“Hold very tight pleaseTing ting”
“No more will I goOn the Slow Train”
“The English, the English, the English are best -I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!”
“And all the world over, each nation's the same;And clever, and modest, and misunderstood!”
“Son, son, I admire your sincerity. Always be sincere - whether you mean it or not.”
“If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.”