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Michelle Wolf

comedian, actor

1985

Michelle Wolf is an American comedian, writer, producer, and television host. She worked as a contributor and writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. She spoke as the featured performer at the 2018 White House Correspondents' Dinner. She hosted the Netflix comedy talk show series The Break with Michelle Wolf and performed in the 2019 stand-up comedy special Joke Show.

All Quotes by Michelle Wolf

“I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different from being a mom.”
— Michelle Wolf
“Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk, but you left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of the Byzantine Empire. 'I didn't need this.'”
— Michelle Wolf
“I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different from being a mom.”
— Michelle Wolf