All Quotes by Andy Rooney
“I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.”
“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”
“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.”
“It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.”
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.”
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.”