Frank Moore Colby

“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?”

“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humour?”

“Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.”

“Talk ought always to run obliquely, not nose to nose with no chance of mental escape.”

“Cast your cares on God; that anchor holds.”

“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?”

“I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.”