All Quotes by Joey Adams
βMarriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.β
βIf it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.β
βDo not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.β
βA psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.β
βIf you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.β
βDo not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.β