All Quotes by Denis Leary
βOnce you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.β
βHere's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.β
βI'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.β
βMy biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.β
βIt says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'β
βNot eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.β
βIf you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.'β