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David Letterman

television presenter, comedian, weather presenter, writer, actor, journalist, television producer

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1947

David Michael Letterman is an American television host, comedian, writer, producer, and auto racing team owner. He hosted late-night television talk shows for 33 years, beginning with the February 1, 1982, debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC and ending with the May 20, 2015, broadcast of Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. In total, Letterman hosted 6,080 episodes of Late Night and Late Show, surpassing his friend and mentor Johnny Carson as the longest-serving late-night talk show host in American television history.

All Quotes by David Letterman

“There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.”
— David Letterman
“I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.”
— David Letterman
“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”
— David Letterman
“I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.”
— David Letterman
“The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.”
— David Letterman
“The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.”
— David Letterman
“Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?”
— David Letterman
“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.”
— David Letterman