Carol Burnett
singer, stage actor, film actor, television actor, voice actor, television presenter, writer, screenwriter, dancer, comedian, actor
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All Quotes by Carol Burnett
“We don't stop going to school when we graduate.”
“My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.”
“Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.”
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”
“Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.”
“Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.”
“I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.”
“Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.”
“When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.”
“Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.”
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”
“But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.”
“I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.”
“My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.”
“It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.”