Charles Thomson (artist)

“Artists who don't paint aren't artists.”

“It has become an ongoing national joke.”

“The Turner should be renamed the B&Q diy prize.”

“The result of walking round Tate Modern is not an experience of the marvel of creative profundity which gives meaning to life, but more akin to the detritus of a dryly analytical bureaucrat reverting to an infantile stage during an extended breakdown.”

“Doodles done by a lobotomised computer.”