Cheese

“The Cheese Man (to the tune of Soul Man); Adam Cheeseman created his signature anthem after eating 26lbs of rare French Brie. It rocketed to Number One and gave Adam Cheeseman the chance to meet his idol, the Cheesestring Man”

“A poet's hope: to be, local, but prized elsewhere.”

“A farmer's daughter hath soft brown hair; Which wholly consisted of lines like these.”

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”

“Cheese is the celebration of milk when it goes 'off' big-time-stylee.”

“Ye set circumquaques to make me beleue Or thinke, that the moone is made of gréene chéese.”

“Our Transatlantic cousins are very fond of apple-pie. It is consumed to a large extent all over the country. Not raised apple-pie; but flat, and with a paste that is invariably very coarse and indigestible. You have a triangular-shaped slice put on your plate, and (in some parts of America) if you do not want to be singular you will eat it with a bit of cheese, Yorkshire fashion. As an American lady once graphically put it:Is like a kiss without a squeeze."”

“Hellish dark, and smells of cheese!”

“Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese — toasted, mostly.”

“Why did you yell, 'Cheese'?" And The Man would tell him mockingly, "Because I felt like it, you stupid machine.”

“There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.”

“When life gives you cheese, send a thank you bell to the cow.”