All Quotes by Ezra Koenig
“I think ur a contra,Till you’ve tried.”
“His Honor drove southward seeking exotica,Oh, Oh, Oh...”
“If kids and teenagers can get into a band, it's probably not because they think it's brainy.”
“a writer once asked what I'd say if i ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, "probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfuker'"”
“that story is 93% true”
“#1000daysof1d congratulations. may you reign for 1000 years. your humble servant, ezra”
“7 min or less - ur not late, 7-10 "sorry", 10-20 "SO sorry!", 20-30 "i am truly ashamed", over 30 min late - fake ur own death”
“Sit on a park wall"Why are the horses racing taxis in the winter?"”
“Every dollar countsUntil we live to work”
“But, wait,Until I've found my love.”