Dudeism

“Dudeness that can be known is not Dude. And investigates complicated cases in order to understand the World.”

“The Dude digs the style of the Stranger, and the Stranger, the style of the Dude; Which is infinitely greater and more subtle than the ####### TOE!”

“When the Dude is recognized in the World Am I wrong?”

“The Stranger controls without authority, And takes comfort where he can.”

“Not achieving prevents having to overcome obstacles; This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling.”

“If people aren’t privy to the new #### that has come to light, There will only be pee-stains on the rug.”

“Let me tell you somethin’ about The Dude. I lost my train of thought here.”

“Bowling is everlasting because it does not have a point. Because he does not put himself over the line, he does not enter a world of pain.”

“When a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong; You see what happens when you #### a stranger in the ###?”

“This is a natural, zesty enterprise. Yes.”

“There never was any ####### money; What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?”

“The Dude said: “Would you just take it easy, man!? You’re not wrong, you’re just an #######.””

“Looked at but cannot be seen — it is a worthy ####### adversary; All these strands make it a very complicated case.”

“The best Achievers are scarcely known by the Bums; The bums leave them alone, mister.”

“When Dudeness is forgotten, And standards fall regrettably.”

“The people are busy, as I know you are, As the ex used to say.”

“The tumbleweeds do not last long, To follow the Dude, become the Dude; the Dude will abide you.”

“Those who wish to threaten the Dude When one works in shifts, promising, uh, uh, leads will not be found.”

“######## money or basic freedom: which is dearer? Compensation or employment: which is more painful?”

“Great coitus incurs great expense, And may long endure both strikes and gutters.”