Johnny Carson
military officer, television presenter, actor, journalist, screenwriter, writer, stage actor, magician, comedian, military personnel, television actor
Read on Wikipedia1925 – 2005
All Quotes by Johnny Carson
“Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can — and will.”
“It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."”
“I did not know that.”
“People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.”
“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
“Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.”
“Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”