Marriott Edgar

“There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,That's noted for fresh air and fun.”

“A grand little lad was young Albert,The finest that Woolworth's could sell.”

“They didn't think much to the Ocean,Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.”

“Now Albert had heard about lions,And shoved it in Wallace's ear.”

“Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence,And Mother said "Well, I am vexed!"”

“At that Mother got proper blazing,To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!"”

“Y' not charging tuppence for that little lad?""Per woman, per man, or per child.”

“Noah said "Nay; I'll make thee an offer,While Sam stood determined, but moist.”

“So with 'is 'ead down in a corner,Was 'is face and 'is 'ands were quite clean.”

“Then giving young Albert a shilling,Go and see what the Tigers can do!"”