All Quotes by April Winchell
“I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.”
“Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.”
“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.”