Mount Everest

“If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?”

“You will perceive the gist of the question is not whether the mountain should be called Mount Everest or by its true native name (which is a principle not disputed by any one), but whether it can be called Deodanga without risk of error, in the absence of satisfactory proof that this is really its native name.”

“A symmetrical, beautiful snow cone summit.”