Penn & Teller

“The idea of mind-altering substances gives me the willies. Fill your tank with nitro, the car goes fast, sure, but not far.”

“This I believe: I believe there is no god.”

“Teller: Will you shut up! Teller: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to... it just slipped out. Oh god, now Penn's gonna beat me...I'm not the first Teller.”