Philadelphia

“It is a handsome city, but distractingly regular. After walking about it for an hour or two, I felt that I would have given the world for a crooked street. The collar of my coat appeared to stiffen, and the brim of my hat to expand, beneath its Quakerly influence.”

“They say that the lady from Philadelphia who is staying in town is very wise.Suppose I go ask her what is best to be done.”

“Hail! Philadelphia, tho' Quaker thou be,In the year of our Lord, seventeen sixty-eight.”

“`Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom.Philadelphia freedom I love you, yes I do.”

“Philadelphia fans don't discriminate enough. They boo everybody. In Boston and Pittsburgh, they only booed me.”