Punch (magazine)

“I used your soap two years ago; since then I have used no other.”

“(Cartoon True Humility, curate Jones having breakfast at his Bishop's house.) Jones (apparently trying not to give offence): Oh, no, my Lord, I assure you that parts of it are excellent!”

“(Cartoon featuring the vicar's wife talking to a rustic old man laid up by an injured foot.) Rustic man: Well, mum, sometimes I sits and thinks and then again I just sits.”