Steven Boyett

“You had to be a virgin to touch a unicorn...A flush crept up my neck. Okay, so I’d touched her. Being a virgin had some advantages after all. Hooray.”

“Change implies cause, and cause implies source. Things don’t just happen.”

““‘Different laws of physics,’” said Ariel, “and ‘supernatural’ seem synonymous to me.””

“A difference which makes no difference is no difference.”

““But we’ve got to be quiet. Understand?”“I know how to be quiet. Even girls can do it, under pressure.””

“Innocence is in many ways ignorance.”

“Nothing’s worth living for if there aren’t things you think are worth dying for.”

“The end of the world turned out to be something I preferred to fantasize about rather than experience.”

“Don’t go looking for adventure; you might find it.”

““The National Hot Air Museum is just down the road a piece,” he added. “Better known by its branch names: the Capitol and the White House.””

“Life goes on, yes, and our capacity for self-deception accompanies it.”

“Tip: utopian and floral town names are inversely proportional to their hellholishness.”

“The Boyett Style Guide: (a) anything worth doing is worth overdoing (I can’t write a check if it isn’t in iambic pentameter); (b) anything worth saying is worth saying three times; (c) leave no literary stone unturned; (d) fill all cracks, paint all surfaces, and illuminate all dark corners; and (e) whenever two or more metaphors are suitable, use them all. I never metaphor I didn’t like.”

“I don’t think I believe Evil exists. I believe selfishness does.”