Vacation

“What Dad means by "see" of course, is "drive past at 67 miles per hour." Dad feels it is a foolish waste of valuable vacation time to get out of the car and actually go look at an attraction.”

“Sometimes 'tis grateful to the rich to tryClear up the cloudy foreheads of the great.”

“Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.”

“The family is always the family but during vacations it is an extended family and that is exhausting.”

“VacationMeant to be spent alone.”