Werewolves

“WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All werewolves are of evil disposition, having assumed a bestial form to gratify a beastial appetite, but some, transformed by sorcery, are as humane as is consistent with an acquired taste for human flesh.”

“The silhouette was named for Etienne de Silhouette, the notoriously stingy finance minister for Louis XV, who ironically was himself incapable of casting a shadow, due to lycanthropy.”

“A domesticated girl that's all you ask of meMy body is craving, so feed the hungry.”

“I'm going to repay you for betraying me; I'm going to give that brain of yours a new home in the skull of the Frankenstein monster. As for you Strauss, I'm going to give you the brain of the wolfman so that all your waking hours will be spent in untold agony awaiting the full of the moon... which will change you into a werewolf.”

“He's the hairy-handed gent, who ran amok in Kent. Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.”

“I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's... His hair was perfect.”