All Quotes by Alton Brown
“Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it.”
“A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!”
“The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.”
“I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.”