All Quotes by Michael McIntyre
“I don't eat huge amounts, I'm just very lazy. But then this story appeared about me being on a diet and several weeks later I was snapped on holiday with my ''new physique'' on display, which was basically my old physique under a baggy T-shirt. I hadn't been on any diet. But I felt I had to live up to it.”
“One of the positives of getting older is that you forget your age. Then you find out that you're younger than you thought you were.”