All Quotes by Evan Esar
“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”