All Quotes by Doug Larson
“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”
“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.”
“Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.”
“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.”
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.”
“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”
“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.”
“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”