Chris Rock
screenwriter, film director, comedian, film actor, television actor, voice actor, film producer, television presenter, television producer, stand-up comedian, actor, director
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All Quotes by Chris Rock
“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”
“President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.”
“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”
“There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.”
“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”
“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”
“Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”
“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”
“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
“Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.”
“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.”
“President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.”
“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”