Sam Levenson

“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”

“Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.”

“Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.”

“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.”

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.”

“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.”

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'”

“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.”