All Quotes by Jack Benny
“Gags die, humor doesn't.”
“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”