All Quotes by Michael Caine
βThe greatest luxury is not driving. I didn't own a car until I was 30, and that was a Rolls-Royce, so it was cheaper to insure a chauffeur. I never want to drive again. My mind is always on other things. I hate parking, and I'm very short-tempered and would get road rage, I'm sure.β
βDo I believe in God? Yes I do. When you've had a life like mine, you have to.β
βI am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.β
βMy wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.β
βI'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.β
βEvery time you get a movie, you get a medical. So you know, you know you're alright for a couple of weeks.β
βI feel like 35. At 35 you're old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35!β
βAt age 11, I went to a Jewish school. I speak Yiddish. I'm Church of England Protestant. My father was Catholic, and my mother was Protestant. My wife is a Muslim.β
βIn the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous.β
βMy wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.β
βSave your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.β
βFor all my education, accomplishments, and so called 'wisdom'... I can't fathom my own heart.β