All Quotes by Jackie Mason
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.”
“I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.”
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
“Predictions are preposterous.”