All Quotes by Tre Cool
“Rock and roll outfits, commence!”
“I can count to four and repeat. I'm a drummer.”
“Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the ends [pause] Light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends.”
“Tré Cool plays the drums in Green Day, and he snorts [he sniffs] donut sprinkles, and [wipes his nose] . . . oh, that's a sweet drain.”
“No man can eat 50 eggs!”
“I don't want you to get the wrong idea. Not all liberals smoke lettuce!”
“I can suck my own!”
“Condoms are for sailors”
“Get it in ya! Chocolate milk, bitch!”
“You know, I'm just gonna take your microphone, and stick in the microwave, and turn it on.*”
“I'm the finger fucker.”
“School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.”
“School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.”